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In honor of April Fools Day, I am recycling my post from last year… enjoy!

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On April 2nd, 2008…

So yesterday was April Fools Day and boy do I love a whole day devoted to making people feel like idots. Ha. Unfortunately, I didn’t have the opportunity to play any deliciously devious pranks this year… however, I did get a kick out of the following conversation:

Ex-boyfriend: So what would you say if I told you I will probably be married in the next 2 years?
Girl: Ummm… Congratulations?
Ex-boyfriend: Would you come?
Girl: Ummm….

*A few minutes later after Ex-boyfriend takes a smoke break.*

Ex-boyfriend: So anyway…
Girl: Hey, I’ve been meaning to tell you….
Ex-boyfriend: Yes?
Girl: Well….

*pause*

Girl: You might want to get yourself checked for STDs….
Ex-boyfriend: awesome…………
Girl: Yea….

*another pause*

Girl: And there’s one more thing….
Ex-boyfriend: What? *gulp*

*really long pause*

Girl: …….
Girl: APRIL FOOLS!!

Ex-boyfriend: F*** %&#*@! I almost pissed my pants.

Hahahaha.

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