Time travel
So, apparently spare time and me are not the best of friends at the moment.
As such, I leave you with a question to ponder…
If you could send a slip of paper back in time to your 16 year old self with one bit of advice or wisdom, what would it be?
April 14th, 2009 at 2:54 am
Those f*cking jeans are WAY TOO TIGHT.
April 14th, 2009 at 8:38 am
Don’t marry the first man who proposes…
April 14th, 2009 at 10:01 am
“when ryan leans in to kiss you- kiss him dammit! but otherwise do everything else the same. it’ll make you who you are today- even if some situations are painful to go thru. oh and spend time getting to know your grandpa. he’ll pass away when you’re not ready and you’ll wish you had spent more time with him.”
April 14th, 2009 at 11:14 am
Your parents are not the humungous morons you think they are.
April 14th, 2009 at 11:15 am
These people will not matter after high school. Stop trying so hard to impress them.
April 14th, 2009 at 12:42 pm
Only one bit of advice? Start good habits of diet and exercise now. Eat good food and go outside more.
April 14th, 2009 at 12:50 pm
“Enjoy every single moment with him because it won’t last long”
or
“Use a condom every.single.time. It’s cuts down on a lot of stress”
or
“Study Abroad while you’re in college.”
April 14th, 2009 at 1:00 pm
Dear Kim,
Getting a good tan is not more important than grade 11. Seriously.
April 14th, 2009 at 1:25 pm
stop trying to fit in, just be yourself.
April 14th, 2009 at 3:27 pm
Go talk to that quiet guy with the long hair. He’s going to be your husband someday!!! And quit picking fights with his sister because someday you’ll be related!!
April 14th, 2009 at 5:47 pm
Maybe
“Congratulations! It only gets worse from here.”
or
“Don’t douse your emotions. It will kill you, and later one destroy several good relationships.”
or
“In order to survive, you need to be creative. Maybe if I tell you now, you won’t have to spend so much heartache and feel so much restlessness to figure that out later.”
April 14th, 2009 at 7:01 pm
You will only regret the things that you do NOT do.
April 14th, 2009 at 10:18 pm
“It’s not that important.”
April 14th, 2009 at 11:30 pm
inspite of all the heartache and trouble -
“Love him if you want to, it will make you the person you are, but for GOD’S SAKE do not trust him with your money. And do not, do NOT lie to your mother, its best and safest if she knows all.
April 16th, 2009 at 12:25 am
“Don’t do it.”
January 14th, 2011 at 4:46 am
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June 16th, 2011 at 8:22 am
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