This is what happens when you aren’t getting laid
The title? Yeah. Let’s not even discuss numbers or time lines. Let’s just say the President wasn’t black the last time I got laid.
Cue ice crunching.
The thing is, other than that minor major physical event- I’m completely happy right now with the relationships I have with people in my life. Without getting into a lot of details (because if there’s one thing I know, it’s the idea of vague being vogue), I feel really lucky to know the people I know and I’m 100% confident that I’m getting more from some people without sex than some people are getting WITH sex.
Which of course makes me ask the age old question:
Would you rather have mind blowing, hair tugging, complete body quivering, life changing sex ONCE a year, or mediocre, ho-hum, it’s good but you won’t remember it the next day sex everyday for a year?
When it comes to sex, what’s more important? Quality or quantity?
I’m going out to buy more ice.
May 27th, 2009 at 11:07 pm
i love the line “Let’s just say the President wasn’t black the last time I got laid.” i wish i could use that. no, really i don’t. and tough question. i’m going with quality. but i really want both.
May 27th, 2009 at 11:15 pm
Nope! Impossible question! No such choosies where sex is concerned.
(Thus the reason why *I’m* not getting laid.)
May 27th, 2009 at 11:22 pm
Quality, fo sho. Done and done.
May 27th, 2009 at 11:34 pm
For SURE quality. What’s the point of ho hum sex if you can’t even remember it?
I feel like this should have been a Sex & The City episode heh.
May 27th, 2009 at 11:42 pm
I refuse to believe that these are my only options! Nope! Sorry! NO WAY.
High quality and frequent quantity. When I find that, I’ll be sending you a wedding invite.
May 27th, 2009 at 11:48 pm
Nicole, it’s wrong how excited I got at the idea of me partying at YOUR wedding. Also, who wants to make a bet that Matt says something inappropriate about this post?!
May 28th, 2009 at 1:27 am
I think you have to have both. After all, each and every time might be the one mind blowing event. If you don’t at least try, you are guaranteed not to experience it or anything else.
May 28th, 2009 at 1:42 am
If I absolutely no-middle-ground-allowed have to choose, it’s going to be quantity every single time.
May 28th, 2009 at 2:59 am
Hey, I’m with you. Definitely quality over quantity. But ideally, it would be both.
May 28th, 2009 at 3:07 am
Well, I’ve only had sex once since the president was black (and it wasn’t good or memorable–only the circumstances surrounding it were memorable–and NOT in a good way), so I feel your pain.
I’m gonna have to go with quality, definitely. You can fill the empty time with toys.
May 28th, 2009 at 4:23 am
Quality, I think.
I mean, I don’t know how I’d feel in that situation. But from far away I’d rather have the amazing stuff.
May 28th, 2009 at 6:15 am
Mind blowing sex for sure!
May 28th, 2009 at 7:41 am
Quality all the way!
May 28th, 2009 at 8:34 am
You think your happy… but you would be happier if you were getting some.
I would pick Quality only because I could still masturbate to get the quantity part.
May 28th, 2009 at 8:34 am
And I am OK with myself not being so great everytime.
May 28th, 2009 at 9:43 am
Both!!!
And she has to be funny and cute.
May 28th, 2009 at 9:47 am
The “ice crunching” I’M DYING. Welcome to my life my dear.
I have to agree with nicole - High quality and frequent quantity. Yes, please.
May 28th, 2009 at 10:07 am
Quality ALL the way!
May 28th, 2009 at 1:20 pm
You’re funny. I can only be that funny when I’m not having sex. Otherwise I’m just too relaxed to make people laugh.
Also - quality. As long as I can “do other stuff” in between. Right?
May 28th, 2009 at 8:24 pm
The interesting corollary would be: “have you had the amazing mind blowing sex?”
Because once you have… I think that’s gotta be the answer.
Sadly that was before the president was black…
May 29th, 2009 at 8:05 pm
quality any day! hmm…
as I always say, just cuz you’re getting some doesnt mean its great. I’m not jealous of my friends who get some every night but dont enjoy it. sucks to be married apparently.
I need to get some too. :sadness:
May 30th, 2009 at 4:13 pm
Quality quality and more quality!!!
I can go for months at a time without having sex, but as long as it’s good, I don’t care!
June 1st, 2009 at 8:18 am
Quality quality quality.
Always.
And besides - some days, you just don’t want a shag. If you chose quantity *then* what would you do?
August 8th, 2009 at 1:19 am
Naturally anyone would go for quality on quantity.
But if you ask me, I would say, quantity from my boyfriend, since the quality is *always* assured with him.
If with anyone else, I would not want either. There are some things like exclusivity.
Cheerz!
Durga Nandan