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	<title>Comments on: How do I take back drunk text messages?</title>
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		<title>By: Larissa</title>
		<link>http://ummnowwhat.com/2009/06/15/how-do-i-take-back-drunk-text-messages/#comment-3112</link>
		<dc:creator>Larissa</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 18 Jun 2009 00:37:14 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>(i'm so behind, i think thats what happens when you take a break, not that I'm back or anything)

i'm trying to imagine you in a bar with the hail falling outside and drinking yourself into a stupor. Hah! I wont even begin to list the random embarrassing things I've done drunk. i will say I have sent out some random texts, emails and might have kissed a random cute guy on the street...never to see him again. I hope i made his day. and the list goes on...believe me you probly dont wanna know anymore. might ruin my good girl status and then some. :D

i'm curious to know how your girl responded to your text?? and howd you get home? you sober up first? or did you brave the storm? (and do you really get tornados in denver??)</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>(i&#8217;m so behind, i think thats what happens when you take a break, not that I&#8217;m back or anything)</p>
<p>i&#8217;m trying to imagine you in a bar with the hail falling outside and drinking yourself into a stupor. Hah! I wont even begin to list the random embarrassing things I&#8217;ve done drunk. i will say I have sent out some random texts, emails and might have kissed a random cute guy on the street&#8230;never to see him again. I hope i made his day. and the list goes on&#8230;believe me you probly dont wanna know anymore. might ruin my good girl status and then some. <img src='http://ummnowwhat.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_biggrin.gif' alt=':D' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
<p>i&#8217;m curious to know how your girl responded to your text?? and howd you get home? you sober up first? or did you brave the storm? (and do you really get tornados in denver??)</p>
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		<title>By: raych</title>
		<link>http://ummnowwhat.com/2009/06/15/how-do-i-take-back-drunk-text-messages/#comment-3093</link>
		<dc:creator>raych</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 16 Jun 2009 06:42:16 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>i supposedly made out with the extremely annoying friend of a friend.

i say "supposedly" because i don't remember. at all.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>i supposedly made out with the extremely annoying friend of a friend.</p>
<p>i say &#8220;supposedly&#8221; because i don&#8217;t remember. at all.</p>
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		<title>By: Princess Pointful</title>
		<link>http://ummnowwhat.com/2009/06/15/how-do-i-take-back-drunk-text-messages/#comment-3091</link>
		<dc:creator>Princess Pointful</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 16 Jun 2009 04:47:08 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I had only a single drink at the point the weekend before last when I texted my guy the following: ROCK LOBSTER!
And wondered why he didn't reply...</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I had only a single drink at the point the weekend before last when I texted my guy the following: ROCK LOBSTER!<br />
And wondered why he didn&#8217;t reply&#8230;</p>
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		<title>By: nicoleantoinette</title>
		<link>http://ummnowwhat.com/2009/06/15/how-do-i-take-back-drunk-text-messages/#comment-3090</link>
		<dc:creator>nicoleantoinette</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 16 Jun 2009 03:46:39 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>The real question is:

Where was MY drunk text? Hmmm? :)</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The real question is:</p>
<p>Where was MY drunk text? Hmmm? <img src='http://ummnowwhat.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' /></p>
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		<title>By: Bridget</title>
		<link>http://ummnowwhat.com/2009/06/15/how-do-i-take-back-drunk-text-messages/#comment-3089</link>
		<dc:creator>Bridget</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 16 Jun 2009 01:59:03 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>You make me thirsty.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>You make me thirsty.</p>
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		<title>By: brandy</title>
		<link>http://ummnowwhat.com/2009/06/15/how-do-i-take-back-drunk-text-messages/#comment-3088</link>
		<dc:creator>brandy</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 15 Jun 2009 23:26:04 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I want to be Kurt's best friend.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I want to be Kurt&#8217;s best friend.</p>
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		<title>By: Kurt</title>
		<link>http://ummnowwhat.com/2009/06/15/how-do-i-take-back-drunk-text-messages/#comment-3086</link>
		<dc:creator>Kurt</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 15 Jun 2009 21:42:07 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>It was a couple weeks ago now, but after the bar my friends and I ended up back at another friend's house.  She and her roommates all owned snuggies, so we all put them on, had a wand-making contest, and practiced casting spells on each other Harry Potter-style.  There was video and photo documentation, both of which just surfaced on Facebook today.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>It was a couple weeks ago now, but after the bar my friends and I ended up back at another friend&#8217;s house.  She and her roommates all owned snuggies, so we all put them on, had a wand-making contest, and practiced casting spells on each other Harry Potter-style.  There was video and photo documentation, both of which just surfaced on Facebook today.</p>
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		<title>By: Felisa</title>
		<link>http://ummnowwhat.com/2009/06/15/how-do-i-take-back-drunk-text-messages/#comment-3085</link>
		<dc:creator>Felisa</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 15 Jun 2009 19:48:03 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Mine almost always involving dancing... Because I'm not a good dancer but apparently I can lap dance... and I apparently prefer dancing on people I don't know.

What were you doing in a bar with a 70+ year old woman?? And you complain about cougars? Tsk tsk...</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Mine almost always involving dancing&#8230; Because I&#8217;m not a good dancer but apparently I can lap dance&#8230; and I apparently prefer dancing on people I don&#8217;t know.</p>
<p>What were you doing in a bar with a 70+ year old woman?? And you complain about cougars? Tsk tsk&#8230;</p>
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		<title>By: brandy</title>
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		<dc:creator>brandy</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 15 Jun 2009 19:34:12 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Saturday night I kept all my drink tickets in  my bra and pulled them out in front of elderly men. I also did a lot of inappropriate dancing and felt that 10 of my closest friends needed me to sing every. single. damn. word. of "Womanizer" so loud I drowned out Britney's voice. And naturally I did all of this wearing no shoes.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Saturday night I kept all my drink tickets in  my bra and pulled them out in front of elderly men. I also did a lot of inappropriate dancing and felt that 10 of my closest friends needed me to sing every. single. damn. word. of &#8220;Womanizer&#8221; so loud I drowned out Britney&#8217;s voice. And naturally I did all of this wearing no shoes.</p>
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		<title>By: Angela</title>
		<link>http://ummnowwhat.com/2009/06/15/how-do-i-take-back-drunk-text-messages/#comment-3083</link>
		<dc:creator>Angela</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 15 Jun 2009 19:01:26 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I think your weekend was an overall WIN. Those times when you can only shake your head and laugh at yourself are the best. Don't you think?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I think your weekend was an overall WIN. Those times when you can only shake your head and laugh at yourself are the best. Don&#8217;t you think?</p>
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