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My three loves.

Sunday, April 12th, 2009

So I was driving down to Pueblo, Co to see my family today (which is about two and a half hours away from Denver, where I live) and she asked me a question that caught me totally off guard.
Is there any of your ex’s that you wish you were still with?
Now this is kind of [...]

This probably doesn’t make any sense but at this point, I don’t care

Sunday, March 29th, 2009

Sometimes I find myself confused when I think about having a girlfriend.
I am sure that it’s because I don’t understand what I want in someone. I used to know this girl who had actually made a list, practically a fucking book, mapping out the qualities she wanted to find in a potential suitor. I never actually [...]

An ode to sex

Sunday, March 22nd, 2009

Sex.
I like sex. It may be, the best thing ever invented. Better than any drug, any type of alcohol, any adrenaline rush you could ever imagine.
Getting naked, rolling around, grabbing, sweating. Just generally letting go of everything and concentrating on all the small moments which lead up to the ending. I love all of it. [...]

Textual. My new favorite word.

Sunday, March 15th, 2009

I got a text at 2:32am on Saturday. From a girl, who I went on a date with not to long ago.
Of course I was sleeping, after a full night of shot taking and beer pounding at the bar.  So I saw the text later that morning when I woke up.
From a guys point of view, if [...]

Dont call PETA on me. Please.

Monday, March 9th, 2009

As a kid I never had a dog or cat or anything. Some people frown at this because I dont know the rules when encountering a pet. Like for example, if a dog jumps on me- I have no problem picking him/her up and throwing it across the room (I’m exaggerating…but not really). Call it [...]

The latest craze

Sunday, March 1st, 2009

My latest obsession has been renting whole seasons of tv shows and having all day and all night marathons.  Its taken priority over pretty much anything in my life right now. Eating is a close second.
There are some good fucking shows out there.
See, I never really watched a full tv series before. Except for Entourage. [...]

Too much of a man.

Sunday, February 15th, 2009

I recently got a comment on one of my posts that I didn’t quite understand. Those who read my blog may have saw it.
The reader assumed that I watched the show “Bromance”. Which, is an assumption that was hard for me to swallow. I don’t watch that show I swear!
Anyway, aside from that, her comment was [...]

Childish Ways

Thursday, February 12th, 2009

Hey guys! Here is another great submission I received by Travis . Enjoy!
If you’ve ever been to a wedding, chances are you’re familiar with 1 Corinthians 13.  You know, the one that goes, “Love is patient, love is kind.  It does not envy, it does not boast, it is not proud,” and [...]

when being a best friend sucks

Sunday, February 8th, 2009

I have such a big fucking mouth sometimes.
I wish I could learn how to shut up. Especially when I am drunk.
I’ll explain, my best friend is somewhat of a late bloomer. Have you ever seen that movie Failure To Launch? With that ugly chick Sarah Jessica Parker and Matthew McConaughey? I should probably get my [...]

There’s nothing worse than being unoriginal

Monday, February 2nd, 2009

Friday I had the weirdest conversation with a Russian guy at the gym. An older Russian guy. With a thick accent. Keep in mind, I have never seen him before and this was our first conversation:
Old Russian Guy: How’s it going today?
Me: Not too bad, you?
Old Russian Guy: Not too bad considering.
Me: . . .
Old Russian Guy: [...]

Proceed with caution

Sunday, January 25th, 2009

All of the warning signs are there.
The girl I am dating just got out of a nine year relationship last September. I knew this before I even met her. See, my aunt decided to play cupid this past holiday season and fix me up with someone she knew from her office. I listened to her [...]

Because clean cut doesn’t cut it anymore

Sunday, January 18th, 2009

What is it with women liking guys with long hair?
Everywhere on the interwebs, girls are going crazy over hair? How come clean cut can’t be fashionable any more? I know the girls never miss Brookem’s Weekly HOH posts.
Forget being in shape. Forget about how you dress. All that matters is the hair. That’s it.
I get [...]

To tell or not to tell…

Sunday, January 11th, 2009

Technology is our lives.
Even our dating lives. Don’t act like you have never googled the person you are going out with. If you say you haven’t it would be a fucking lie. I know better. I’m a guy and I do it.
Maybe we want to dig up some dirt on the person, maybe we just want [...]

Time for the So-Called Quarter Life Crisis

Friday, January 9th, 2009

Most people grow more reflective in the beginning of the year. January 1 is the time for resolutions, for looking back and thinking ahead. I seldom make resolutions on New Year’s Eve, but instead reserve most of the deep thoughts and contemplation for January 10, which this year, happens to be my twenty-fifth birthday. Despite [...]

Farewell 2008!

Wednesday, December 31st, 2008

Hey all… I realize I’ve been sort of MIA lately. Blame it on the holidays, it’s been a busy two weeks. I have a lot of good stuff for you guys coming in 2009, but as for today I just have one thing to say.
HAVE A SAFE AND HAPPY NEW YEAR’S EVE!
See you in the [...]

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